Top 25 British Glamour Models (In No Particular Order)

Vikki Blows: But Won’t Kiss and Tell
Vikki makes the list for straying away from the mainstream with her punk look.

Danielle Bux: Don’t Make Dollars, Make Bux
Danielle Bux, because we love Milfs.

Karima Adebibe: Wants Your Joystick
For helping us picture all of our Lara Croft fantasies.

Danni Wells: Success Bound
Because she has aspirations of owning a model management agency and we like women with drive.

Danielle Lloyd: Miss Great Britain
Since her Miss Great Britain title was stripped after posing in Playboy, we think she deserves our award.

Kitty Lea: Innuendo Anyone?
Kitty Lea gets us hot and bothered just thinking about her getting naked at the back of the bus.

Jessica Jane Clement: Small Screen Starlet
Jessica Jane Clement makes our list for being brave enough to pose nude in Playboy at only 18.

Sammie Pennington: Hottest New Face
Sammie Pennington almost required 2 spaces on the list with those 32 E’s.

Roxanne McKee: Soap Opera Star
Roxanne McKee almost makes us want to start waching soap operas.

Seren Gibson: Hazel-eyed Honey
We think Seren Gibson is awesome because in her high school yearbook they dedicated a whole section to her boobs.

Keeley Hazell: British Mag Girl
Keeley Hazell, because she is too stunning to ignore.

Leilani Dowding: Half Filipina, Half English
Leilani Dowding now lives in LA, so she get’s extra cool points.

Abi Titmuss: What’s in a Name?
Abi Titmuss, because her name makes us giggle.

Jakki Degg: Voted Best Page 3 Girl
Jakki Degg was smart enough to win 15,000 pounds on Deal or No Deal, which is probably better than we could do.

Lindsey Strutt: Busty Brit Babe
For wearing her belt as a bra.

Sammy Braddy: Britain’s Best?
30 GG’s speak for themselves, and oh yeah, the girl has a really cute face, too.

Gemma Atkinson: Lady Peter Pan?
Because her flying around in a pair of tights sounds like a good show.

Rosie Jones: Straight A Student
Because after all the studying, she still looks hot.

Jennifer Ellison: Boobs and Beer
Because nothing goes better together than a babe, her boobs, and a beer.

Alice Goodwin: Alice in Wonderland
Alice Goodwin makes the list because she distracted us from the beautiful sunset in the background.

Katie Downes: Petite Page 3 Cutie
Katie Downes was nice enough to appear in a wet t-shirt in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, so we’re nice enough to add her to the list.

Gemma Massey: From Supermarket to Supermodel
We’re glad Gemma Massey was discovered out of that supermarket, she gives us a wowzers in our trousers.

Louise Cliffe: Manchester’s Finest
Louise Cliffe for being such a babe.

Lucy Pinder: Grade A
Lucy Pinder for her god-given assets.
And last, but certainly not least…

Louise Glover: Fits Like a Glove
Because we want to try some of her famous boob shaped cookies.
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Sophie Howard: Honorable Mention
Beautiful Sophie should have made this list, but we screwed up… oh well, make it 26 then!